Shmeatstick

Noun: pertaining to the word shmeat; a fat cock, one that would be considered an anomaly.

Wow, that Miles kid whipped his cock out and boy does he have quite the shmeatsick.

Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick

by Therealdman January 28, 2021

Crocodile Shears

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.

When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

Shemar

That nigga

Shemar is that nigga

by Unkn527 July 13, 2020

shemar moore

The sexiest man on Earth. Shemar Moore plays Derek Morgan on Criminal Minds, a series about a team of FBI profilers. Shemar is half black half white, his mom has MS and he frequently does fundraisers and rides his bike for miles to help find a cure. He's the fittest guy ever, my man <3 if you're a girl and you dont love this guy, your probs lez.

-Hey heather, did you see that mixed guy?
-Yeah! But he's nothing compared to Shemar Moore.

by criminalmindsgirl October 7, 2011

Shmarg Casual

Wearing grungy "shmargy" clothing when going out in public.

"Should we wear business casual to the company social?"
"Anything but Shmarg Casual should be fine."

by lalalove45 December 4, 2011

Shmeat Up

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.

Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?

by shmeaty bastards April 5, 2015

shmargles

the sock fluff that you find between your toes when you take your socks off.

Lucy took off her socks and saw that there were shmargles laeft behind

by IzLisa November 9, 2003