shmacked

To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.

Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.

by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010

shackled

Inebriated, intoxicated, drunk.

Sarah took a flask with her to the office holiday party and proceeded to get shackled.

by Dex Dexter January 30, 2008

smacklehead

One who has no brains or can't think for himself or herself.

Ms. Teen South Carolina 2007 is a complete smacklehead.

by R Moore October 2, 2007

shmacked

Dumb way of saying smacked. Just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.

I was so shmacked last night.

by thebx41 September 20, 2012

shackle dragger

a convict

a derogatory term used for an australian (commonly used by South Africans

The Boks beat the Shackle Draggers at rugby union

by Zogman August 12, 2006

Puppy Shackles

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.

I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Shawn shackleford

Bi polar cum dumpster

That crazy bastard just went shawn shackleford.

by bobbyh69 November 30, 2016