SHmaded

To be beyond stoned.

“Yo I’m totally shmaded”

by Mattymickiben March 29, 2019

shlma

When an a cow spits into a ceiling fan while eating steak

That cow just shlma

by Words and stuffffffff January 31, 2022

shmadonka

the meaning of life

"what is shmadonka"

by anonymous December 17, 2022

Bladder Shmadder

After a long night of drinking, the alcohol in your system makes a critical choice the next day, bladder or colon? In this case, the alcohol bitch slaps the bladder then heads for the colon. The result is a doodie infused liquid that is hardly controlable. The remainder of your day is left on or near the toilet. The sneakiness of Bladder Shmadder is overwhelming.

Holy shit Mike, I thought I was just going to fart but it turned out to be Bladder Shmadder! Now it's going to take two days to clean my car.

by PeteJ December 9, 2008

Getting Shmadoodled

Excessive drinking that results in getting laid with usually fat girls on friday.

Dude, look at joe macking that whale, he must be getting shmadoodled.

by cr4xid4ze May 21, 2011

shamada shamada

1. Used singularly, it is a language, characterised by fast speech, over-use of the 'e' syllable, and insertion of 'h' consonant at odd intervals; the language of Deeegeenerrattion;
2. To speak in code.

Definition 1:
Guy: Why the hell are they talking like that?
Dude: Oh its some school thing. They call it 'Shamada'
Definition 2:
Dude: Timme! I gotta tell you something
Guy: Speak in Shamada, noone will understand.

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

Shmadonka

The meaning of life.

Average Yeat Fans: What is the meaning of life?
Yeat: Shmadonka.
Average Yeat Fans: Yes Yeat, they say in unison

by Melvin Frankbert November 7, 2022