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slappy

1. stupid or moronic person
2. see slap dick
3. slacker
Hey slappy, what have you been not doing all afternoon at work?
by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
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Slappys

The act of hauling ass on your skateboard and slapping it into a curb at an angle that gets you on top of it and grinding. There are many variations but a true slappy involves speed and grinding...John Lucero, Ricky Winsor, Natas Kaupas and many others are known slappy legends.
Dude..go grab a twelve pack and we'll do slappys on that red curb.
by Monty Grind December 17, 2012
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Shloppy

Something out of this world amazing, originally in the description of good oral sex, but can be applied as seen fit. Closely resembling the word “sloppy” but better because it should be said emphasizing the “sh” sound.

Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”
“Man I heard that Harry got some shloppy top in the school parking lot.”

“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“

It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top
by Nickynascar April 7, 2018
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Slappy Taffy

A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.
"Aw man Jessica gave me a 'Slappy Taffy' last night"
by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019
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Slappy Salmon

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"
I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.
by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020
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slappynutz

Serious sexual activity. Hardcore and very fast moving with the testicles slapping up against the "taint" area of the female from the seriously fast sex. Usually occurs the most during doggy-style or plain 'ol hyperspeed missionary.
Wow, me and Mandy were having some serious sex, slappynutz were in full effect and I had sweat just fallin off me and my balls. We must have lost 10 pounds each from that 45 minute sexual hurricane.
by Schwagner December 7, 2006
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Slappy826

some lazy ass dev that made protosmasher that wont ever update it. he also dickrides 3dsboy08 and gets admin to abuse.
when the fuck will Slappy826 update proto its been 4 days
by xsaber1324 May 3, 2018
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