Shanking

the practice of excreting and masturbating simultaneously

"Excuse me waiter, could you please prepare my bill - I have a busy evening of shanking planned"

by JDL1234567890 July 1, 2005

Shinking

When you're lying on the couch in an awkward and uncomfortable position but you can't be bothered turning over.

Origin: The word comes from the swedish word 'skinka' (meaning ham). Ham is slaughtered pig, and being slaughtered can't be very comfortable at all.

-"Man, my back hurts"
-"Why?"
-"I spent the whole evening shinking in front of the TV, I think my spine is twisted"

by Informalskin March 14, 2008

shinking

to think in the shower

verb: shinking
adverb: shinked
noun: shink
adjective: shinker

I was feeling the water dribble down my back as I was shinking wondering what clothes felt like opposed to what we felt like in them

by red hair babe September 12, 2017

ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008

swanking

V. a reference to hilary swank, to hit another person with a milky towel or a tube sock full of ranch dressing

im goin to target to pick up some socks and ranch dressing, ive got some swanking to do

by A.J. Ninami September 29, 2009

Swanking

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

swanking

A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.

Bily was sqanking in the bathroom

by SpankytheMeat May 13, 2005