Shitstained Balls

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.

Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."

by Slagwurm September 7, 2008

shitstain

One resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life.

Osama, you are such a shitstain.

by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006

shitsickle

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.

Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!

by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007

shitdrinker

one who sucks so bad, they quite obviously drink shit.

That guy who wouldn't book our band was a real shitdrinker.

The drummer from the PB Army is a shitdrinker.

by PB Navy August 25, 2003

Shitstained

A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.

How was the bar yesterday?
I was absolutely shitstained last night.

by Jagsh February 16, 2009

Shitstang

AKA Mustang, the biggest piece of shit on the road driven by queers and anal pirates/some dumb bitches

HA! look at that Shitstang, man it sucks

by JV May 13, 2004

ShitStain

its shit that got hammed into your underwear. occurs when u dont wipe your ass after a soupy shit, some gets stuck on your ass crack and this is called (magoo) this could harden into a poob(see poob), also, if somebody is trying to act funny by doing a fake fart, and that results in shitting in your pants and no funny farting sound, u have gained nothing funny out u it, but only a nasty shitstain on your underwear that is embaressing to yourself and others when they see it, or find out about it...

he took a crap, but all his ass hairs prevented it from reaching the toilet and acted as a net, he also ran out of toilet paper, so he went to the store and he came home and later found a shitstain that got hammed on his underwear

by slapapig September 27, 2003