shitster

A hipster who talks shit about everyone.

He's an obnoxious shitster

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

Sandusky Shitstorm

When a legendary coach sticks his dick into little boys asses and tells people to move along quickly or nobody gets hurt.

I was recruited by a top national ranked team but gently declined due to the Sandusky Shitstorm.

by Jb23sr July 2, 2016

shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008

shitstorm trooper

A boss/assosiate that just won't stop at causing too much stress for his workers/associates. This is basically a tyrant.

That shitstorm trooper needs a reality check or I am gonna clock him. I might just make a smashed watermelon outa his face.

by Deboe July 1, 2006

Shitstorm

A monumentally disastrous outcome or event that nobody wants over their head. Usually caused by an overwhelming amount of smaller negative events(called crap) occurring at the same time hence the term "SHITstorm".

Man: So help me God if you fuck with me one more time, I swear I will unleash such a shitstorm over your pathetic excuse of a soul that people will ship your ass to the Sun just to prevent your stench from reaching them.

by RICKIEdickie May 19, 2009

Shittery Tittery

A commonly used swear word that is used as an instant reaction.

There’s a big hockey game and it’s down to the last penalty shot and timmy has it. He goes down the ice and does a triple deke. He tricks the goalie and shoots the put and misses the net.

Timmy yells “shittery tittery”.
He get’s kicked off the ice

by Placebo1234 March 29, 2020

Shitstreaker

One who damages someone's property by covering it in streaks of shite.

Beware of the local shitstreaker.

by SAJLT August 14, 2009