Shitcident

An incident involving shitting one's self.

"Man, I really have to shit."
"Better not bend down, you might have a shitcident."

by SleepingInTheUnderworld July 8, 2015

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Shitcident

When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!

by Midlife mayhem April 21, 2017

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Related Words

shitslide • shitslice • Kabuki Shit-slide • slippery shit slide slammer • Shitcident • shitslit • shitslinger • suislide • shitlid • shitline

pronounced as 'sherrr-slee'
a very unique and not-so-hard-to-pronounce name. on an apple ios device, it is commonly autocorrected to 'shitshit' (this is a very popular nickname given to Shirslie, as she likes to take shits 24/7, 69 days per week.

Dumb-ass illiterate teacher: shereley
*other students turn heads and stare at Shirslie as she slowly raises her hand and opens her mouth to correct the damn teacher for the 69th time*
Shirslie: it's SHIRSLIE, miss pussycat (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

by the.one.and.only.daddyshitshit March 12, 2021

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Shutside

To slightly shut up

Tod please shutside

by KID U.S 999 December 21, 2021

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scored the sinslide

This can have two meanings. One is simply and FINALLY getting to having sex with someone you have wanted to for some time after overcoming many obstacles. The other meaning is rating the act of the sinslide afterwards.

Willie: I finally got to scoring the sinslide with Rach!
Bronk: Well, from the sounds of it you are stoked to have finally scored the sinslide, but seems like you would have scored the sinslide with a positive rating!

by von groovy September 15, 2017

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