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shitcreek 

A fictitious creek, that has shit flowing just like water would normally flow. As a figure of speech, one might say "I am drowning!", but if it worse than that, one may say "I am drowning in shitcreek".
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.
"If you do not complete that proposal, we are going to be 15 miles up shitcreek."
shitcreek by word genie February 20, 2005

Shit my Cheeks

The act of unintentional defacation, but only so little material as to not touch your pants or underwear and to just coat one's intergluteal cleft.
"Hot damn, I ate some taco bell last night and just shit my cheeks, I better go wipe!"

creeking shit 

Creeking Shit: a situation screwed up beyond all recoginition. Also when a situation has already gone to hell and you can't find a way out.
By the time we did get to the base, it had already been blown to bits. I grabbed to walkie-talkie, "Major, we are defanitly creeking shit."
creeking shit by kallisto July 31, 2008

popper cheeks shit 

a very big spot that makes babies and makes you shit your4self
damm that a big popper cheeks shit and why does your ass smell like shit
popper cheeks shit by ragger52aa\ October 17, 2020

popper cheeks shit 

a very big spot that makes babies and makes you shit your4self
damm that a big popper cheeks shit and why does your ass smell like shit
popper cheeks shit by ragger52aa\ October 17, 2020

shitscreen 

the act of accidentally or purposely sending an image or file with feces to someone who is eating
Jon: watch this, I'm gonna shitscreen Alex
Alex: Jon i will rip your teeth from your head i'm eating right now
shitscreen by artificialspicener January 9, 2023