Shitistist

To be in a state of "I doesn't care"

I am feeling so shitistist right now

by Saiiiikkk November 14, 2019

shitpist

When you simultaneously shit and piss yourself while looking at reddit or tumblr. Is usually caused by laughing.

"Bro, i was looking at reddit on the train, and i totally shitpisted bro!"

by Pseu. D. Onym September 30, 2020

Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.

That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

Shit List

The list of people that you absolutely hate or have just pissed you off in someway that you never forget about it.

Man#1: "You still talk to John?"
Man#2: "Fuck him! He slept with my girlfriend! He's on my Shit list!"

by K@inL3g@cy September 4, 2016

shitfisting

Repeatedly inserting your fist into one's anus while the victim is shitting.

So I walked into the classroom and found a crowd of retards shitfisting eachother laying fecal matter all over the walls.

by funiek March 1, 2014

shit list

The short list of people you would feel comfortable talking to while simultaneously dropping a deuce.

I often ponder my shit list in the Starbucks bathroom.

by Ae5Ea8 January 10, 2016

shit list

A list of things/people that shit you to tears.

fucking parking tickets are going on my shit list.

by abortivealex August 27, 2006