Shitification

The act of tricking consumers into believing a product or service is better or bigger, when in fact, size or quality (or both) have been reduced, and packaging updated in a series of one or more passes in an effort to increase profit without adding value.

Man, shitification struck again at the store! These new "BIG" rolls of toilet paper are the same size as the regular ones I bought last week, but more expensive.

by sjg428 March 9, 2017

Shiitake Mushrooms

These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms

Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...

by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020

Reverse Shiitake

When a man bends over and tucks his dick between his legs and creates the appearence of a mushroom and proceeds to go ass to ass with a chick.

"I flipped her backside and went reverse shiitake on that ass"

by Guy Siemen July 25, 2009

Shitifying

Terrifying to a degree where you almost shit youself.

"That movie was seriously shitifying!"
"Kate is shitifying when she's high."

by Naevai November 17, 2009

Shitibility

How likely an object or person is to shit itself on a regular basis.

Brad has such high shitibility, that all the pandas run away.

by muttmutt June 20, 2011

Fo Shigitydigity-Doo

It means "for sure" or "ya" and sometimes when used with enthusiasm in the voice it can mean "You know it!"

"Hey dude i just got two tickets for a basketball game tomorrow! You wanna go?"


"Fo Shigitydigity-Doo man!"

by Ajexo August 20, 2008

holy shiitake

Holy cow, holy crap, holy guacamole, et cetera.

A statement of mild to extreme excitement, surprise, disgust, or astonishment.

A G-rated way of saying "Holy sh--."

Holy shiitake, it's cold outside.

by K_Lizzle October 31, 2006