shitpants

when your ass-ring can no longer contain the chunk stench pushing against your taint and feces drips into your drawers.

Rocco, from Kennedy Middle School, circa 92-93. Rocco, a.k.a. "shitpants", took a massive shit in his pants one fine unsmelly day...well...we know that day turned out plenty smelly...thanks shitpants!

by My name ain't Rocco June 1, 2009

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ShitCandy

The correct name for Skullcandy headphones, because really, they're fucking awful.

Thirteen year old girl 1: "I need new headphones, I lost my old ones."

Thirteen year old girl 2: "get skullcandies, they come in the koolest kolours!!!!"

Person of moderate intelligence: "Don't touch anything made by ShitCandy, they're goddamn awful, and they look as bad as they sound."

by an audiophile June 10, 2012

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Shitwinds

This is often used when the conversation is far from the truth and all the facts are disregarded. Shitwinds blow hardest in jealous rage.

The Shitwinds are blowing hard tonight, you are listening to someone defaming or disrespecting something or someone.

by LittleBirdy April 28, 2013

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Sleeping with Shitland

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.

by Baker Gran February 28, 2012

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shithand

To have shit on one's hand.

Hey Adam, what's wrong? I have shithand...this filthy whore just shit on my hand.

by Kyle357 October 9, 2006

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SHTHANKS

shhh, thanks. be quiet. go away. shutup. no one likes you.

person 1: omggg im gunna get my nails done and then do my hair and then omgg go out to dinner and then i cant stand this heat its sooo baddd blahh balhh etc.

person 2: SHTHANKS!

by Roger Weedingfelt June 10, 2008

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