crank de signature

When your having sex, you then pull out right before and sign ur name on the person back.

Zack crank de signature on jessica's back;)

by M.K n Z.Daddy January 18, 2008

Shiterature

Any good reading material that can be used while taking a shit.

"I feel a big dump coming on, gotta grab me some Shiterature".

by Brendan J. February 7, 2006

Shiterature

Getting lost in a good book/magazine while simultaneously enjoying an epic deuce.

Harry Potter makes great shiterature.

by goblue!1409 October 17, 2009

Shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joe D. July 23, 2005

signature

a small banner-shaped picture that is used to display ones name on an online fourm. Usually made with photoshop, many of these are rather impressive.

I made 20 signatures for this foum today.

by lang January 6, 2005

revolving time signature

n.

1. A phrase of music notated in a particular meter, but accented as though it were written in another. When played against the backdrop of the initial time signature, the "revolving" time signature feels as though it is moving around the other one.

2. Another term for hemiola

The revolving time signature at the end of the song gave me motion sickness.

by Sommy July 9, 2004

shiterature

Literature placed in a bathroom for a shitter's reading enjoyment.

"I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."

"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."

by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008