Shiterature

Getting lost in a good book/magazine while simultaneously enjoying an epic deuce.

Harry Potter makes great shiterature.

by goblue!1409 October 17, 2009

Shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joe D. July 23, 2005

bobby shitchat

a person who regularly talks shit.

"that boy is a serious bobby shitchat"

by Paul Andrews 01 November 8, 2008

shiterature

Literature placed in a bathroom for a shitter's reading enjoyment.

"I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."

"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."

by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008

Shitcation

A shitty vacation.

Guy 1 asks: "How was your trip bro?"

Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"

Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"

by BroMike November 8, 2012

Shitcrust

The crust on a piece of shit. Metaphorically speaking, the unpleasantly dry surface manifestation of a larger mass of wet excrement.

Philip Hammond, chancellor of the exchequer, is merely the shitcrust on top of a government entirely composed of a stinking pile of shite.

by Rico1971 October 2, 2017

Skincraft

I just saw an ad for a game. It was called *Skincraft*

This cannot be blank soooo I just typed something here and Skincraft!!

by Skincraft January 18, 2019