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Shitbook Chatting

This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.
"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"

(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)
by jermzig April 10, 2011
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Shitaroo

The negative response from the Polkaroo.
The guy in front of you bought the last tickets
Shitaroo!

We are out of beer everybody!
Shitaroo!
by B-Tone November 15, 2014
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shitboo

Means to not care or a term of exclamation or excitement or to describe quantity
Shitboo! There's A lot of money in this safe.
by Rtyuhfdjjk August 3, 2018
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ShitBomb

When you take a kid and give him 17 laxatives so he has deadly ass diarrhea, and then watch that motherfucker explode.
Dave: What the fuck was that noise?

Jim: those were the hillbilly neighbours turning people's kids into shitbombs
by ballsmannidevitan November 7, 2021
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Shiboomba

A revolutionary new technology for keeping your yard clear of doggie bombs. Created by the innovative Holmay Brothers (Dan, Nick and Eric Holmay), the ‘ShiBoomba!’ (Patent pending) uses cutting edge machine learning algorithms to travel in a grid pattern and create a digital geo fenced representation.

Using a combination of LiDAR, IVA and olfactory sensors it detects doggie bombs and then remove them violently. By scooping up the aforementioned fecal matter with a hydraulic arm (weight tested for up to 25lbs).

Moving the arm in a rapid upwards motion it flings the feces into a garbage truck like compaction device violently and then exclaiming audibly “ShiBOOMBA!”- before continuing on its grid map until it encounters the next dung pile.
My new ShiBOOMBA*is great at keeping the yard clean! *(TM, copyright, patent pending)

That guy really *ShiBOOMBA’d the shit out of that!

I’d *ShiBOOMBA! her any day.
by TheDan9000 April 30, 2022
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Shiboomba

A revolutionary new technology for keeping your yard clear of doggie bombs. Created by the innovative Holmay Brothers (Dan, Nick and Eric Holmay), the ‘ShiBoomba!’ (Patent pending) uses cutting edge machine learning algorithms to travel in a grid pattern and create a digital geo fenced representation.

Using a combination of LiDAR, IVA and olfactory sensors it detects doggie bombs and then remove them violently. By scooping up the aforementioned fecal matter with a hydraulic arm (weight tested for up to 25lbs).

Moving the arm in a rapid upwards motion it flings the feces into a garbage truck like compaction device violently and then exclaiming audibly “ShiBOOMBA!”- before continuing on its grid map until it encounters the next dung pile.
My new ShiBOOMBA*is great at keeping the yard clean! *(TM, copyright, patent pending)

That guy really *ShiBOOMBA’d the shit out of that!

I’d *ShiBOOMBA! her any day.
by TheDan9000 April 30, 2022
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Shitbomb

The biggest fucking dump you;ve ever seen in your life.
"Wow, I went to Snow White's on the wildwood boardwalk. What a shitbomb!
by Assey McGee December 18, 2022
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