Shit toking

When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions

Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.

Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking

by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020

Shit Talking

When so much shit gets typed on websites but never said to anyones face because you know you're wrong!

Shit Talking, shouldn't be taken seriously. Proceed at your own risk.

Shit Talking can be hobbies of some people, life for others.

by ShitTalkersUnite March 19, 2013

shit talking

Defaming or claiming superiority over another for various reasons, as in a gaming environment.

Everyone claims we're shit talking whenever we win a fight.

by TheRaginCajun February 19, 2009

shit talking

Saying things to amuse people and playfully mock them.

"- Hey, what was that comment you made on my Facebook Wall? You wanna start shit talking with me? I'm the king of shit talk! I'll respond to you right away, as a matter of fact."

by moji613 August 14, 2009

Shit Talking

The action of Talking while having Shit ( poop ) in your Mouth.

Vince : BLARG , LASMOOSH!

Brian: Why are you talking with shit in your mouth?

Vince: YARGLBOOMF!

Brian: Stop Shit Talking!

by oWTHo December 7, 2010

Shit-Talking

When someone communicates something negative (true or not) about a certain individual to other people. This action could manifest as a text message, a verbal conversation, or an Urban Dictionary Definition.

Person 1: Did you hear about John Doe? I heard slept with Jane Doe and Janet Doe all in one night!
Person 2: What a fuckboy! Should we tell everyone?
Person 3: Nah, just do some shit-talking about him on Urban Dictionary . It'll work perfectly!
Person 1: Thanks, but I'll send out a group text.

by Liberal Lady Ann June 15, 2016

Shit Talking

Talking on the phone while shitting, much to the displeasure of the person on the other end of the line.

Customer: Yes, I'd like to *groan* order a *sigh* large *fart* cheese pizza *labor-like sound* and a pizza *scream* with the works *sigh of relief*.

Pizza Guy: Sir, are you Shit Talking? *hangs up*

by Shootthemonkey May 29, 2010