shasturbate 

The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.

Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"

Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"

shasturbate by fapfapfap458 November 26, 2011

shasturbate 

To shit and masturbate at the same time.

For christ sake Jacob you've only gone and shasturbated up the wall .

shasturbate by Accidictal June 7, 2016

shasturbate 

When one masturbates using their own shat as lubricant.

I couldn't find the lotion anywhere so I shasturbated!

I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.

shasturbate by LeDouche December 9, 2008

Shiturbate 

Beating your meat and taking a crap at the same time. The most efficient thing to do after a long day.

Bro I was so tired after practice, I Shiturbated before I took a nap.

Shiturbate by fat stinker May 3, 2022

shasterbated 

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

shasterbated by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

Siesturbate 

When you fall asleep while masturbating.

Jake was having a wank and he fell asleep! He siesturbated!

Siesturbate by Renegadefaith March 22, 2024

siesturbate 

When you fall asleep masturbating

Jake likes to have a nice, long siesturbate in the afternoon.

siesturbate by Renegadefaith March 27, 2024