shisturbate

To masturbate while taking a massive shit.

Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.

by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009

Shishter

A word commonly used for all genders to use, a word that was invented by James Charles. Originally, "sister" but then it was changed by Tana Mongeau (tanacon flopped), to "shishter" or "shishtar".

SHISHTER SHNAPPED!
I had to walk into Saphora and I was shishter tired.
I'm shishter intimidated.
My brows are not twins, they are shishtars.
Shishtar is shook.
That's not shishterly.

by shishtershnapped August 24, 2018

Shiste

A useful substitute for the word "shit". This G-Rated slang is to be used in public settings, such as school when your teacher wouldn't approve of you saying "shit".

Principal "Maria, you have a detention because your skirt is too short"

Maria "Shiste!"

by thekooker December 7, 2010

Shishter

A shishter can be used many different ways, just look at the examples.

Can you pass me my shishter soda Jessica.

Hello shishter Samantha.

Hi Opal, oh can you pass me my shishter smoothie.

by Person_1 August 6, 2018

shint

The combination of shit and lint that collects in a mans ass crack (usually hairy) after a particularly stressful, physically exherting, or otherwise harrowing day. (Could also be the result of wearing new underwear for the first time that shed alot of lint)
Typically, shint is removed in the shower, and its discovery is usually accompanied by a vocalization of disgust by the victim.

After wearing a new pair of underwear on a particularly hot day, Tony – while showering – discovered a mass of shint tangled in his ass hair, and removed it with a noise of disapproval.

by Johnboy75 April 28, 2008

shisuta

1. Japanese for Sister. Older sister being Oneechan, younger sister being Imouto

Shisuta can also be used for translating Nun.

by Daca May 13, 2006

ShinTard

A below average man in terms of physique, intelligence, capability and overall quality of life. He is seen to have a large head, often bigger than most fruits - including watermelon. He is known to look like a dolphin, lego man, Geico lizard, box man, among other things.
He is seen to be friends with DingTard/TanTard, a member of the large Tard Clan.

Friend: "Is that ShinTard?"
Friend: "Yeah, I heard his IQ is 102!"

by hannah.cec19 June 10, 2018