shist

Used in place of 'shit' by people trying to quit their bad habbit of swearing, or when a person feels that they are too pure to swear.
Has the compounded benefit of rhyming with the swear word 'Christ'

Holy shist, that guy almost ran me over!!!

by Avi February 4, 2004

shista

a shady or shisty person; anyone that seems suspect

a person involved in shady activities or suspicious affairs

underhanded, sneaky, sketchy

something that makes you scratch your head because you can't belive some did that or an incident just happened

somone who steals, esp for fun

v. jacked, stole, took, ran someone's shit

Yo that kids a shista man; I heard he got caught for stealing socks just last week.

OK, who shista'd my records!

Shista shisty shady took my shit again!

Fucking shista, man, always doing some shit...

by Mr. Shista August 31, 2006

shister

A Lairy Bastard. Usually heard around London

You cockney shister

by Bido June 1, 2004

shist

(verb) to steal; to rob

chris likes to shist shit at parties

by dictator of October 7, 2005

shistie

Often used for someone who is being cheap with their money. Or used to replace the word dumb or anything along those lines.

That's shitie as fuck

That shistie basard didn't give me my change.

by x3jessa May 1, 2006

shissty

Ongoing feeling that you will shiss you pants.

I'm feeling all shissty after 24 beers last night. Gotta stay close to the can.

by rodwido October 26, 2015

Shiscuits

So I've invented a new word...'Shiscuits'. Definition is : The only biscuits you have left in the cupboard when you go looking,.You were hoping to find a Bourbon or Lemon Puff but all that was there was an open pack of Scottish shortbread left over from Christmas..Any shit biscuits hence..Shiscuits! This also doubles up as a game the whole family can play.You suggest a biscuit, let's say jammy dodger, and the other person has to right down 'Biscuit or Shiscuit.If you guess there answer correctly you get an agreed biscuit,if not,you have to eat 3 Jacobs Cream Crackers without any water.The loser is the first one to dehydrate to such an extent that you can't get your crackers down. So there you go...Shiscuits...Enjoy using it and playing it!

I'm afraid we don't have any good stuff,only Shiscuits!

by The Burf June 23, 2018