1. A rather large, burly, bearded, foul mouthed, violent and crazy sailor that is half Irish and Half German, but 100 % American. He isn't necessarily an alcoholic,but he must feed on large quantites of tastey alcohol to survive!
1. Shipwreck drank everything in sight.Then someone insulted the U.S. and his beard. So, shipwreck smashed everything in the bar and mauled several patrons.
2. At 6am, after a night of drinking and clubbing, Shipwreck passed out on the ground in the living room of Eriks house. He was at my house in my kitchen ,at 10:30am the same morning, enjoying a coffee mug of vodka on the rocks.
3. I've heard an expression " Cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish" . I think it should be shortened to " I'm Shipwreck Schell Bitch".
2. At 6am, after a night of drinking and clubbing, Shipwreck passed out on the ground in the living room of Eriks house. He was at my house in my kitchen ,at 10:30am the same morning, enjoying a coffee mug of vodka on the rocks.
3. I've heard an expression " Cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish" . I think it should be shortened to " I'm Shipwreck Schell Bitch".
by prhyme954 March 10, 2009
Get the Shipwreck Schellmug. by Dan Froliech December 23, 2008
Get the Egyption Shipwreckmug. Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately
by RCCG May 22, 2008
Get the shipwreck in shallow watermug. by Run EMC January 14, 2009
Get the Shipwreck in booger baymug. Surround sound made from scavenged parts of other stereos/soundsystems with a jimmy-rigged base unit
Usually not functional as actual surround sound but loud as hell and subject to spasms in connections resulting in horrible loud sounds
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Usually not functional as actual surround sound but loud as hell and subject to spasms in connections resulting in horrible loud sounds
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Example:
Pirate - Hey you coming over to watch the Matrix this weekend?
Mark - No way man, last time your shipwreck surround sound made spasticated tuba sounds all night and we had to keep stopping the film to adjust the cables. And you don't understand the Matrix like I do, no one does
Mark - No way man, last time your shipwreck surround sound made spasticated tuba sounds all night and we had to keep stopping the film to adjust the cables. And you don't understand the Matrix like I do, no one does
by JanitorJo July 7, 2011
Get the Shipwreck surround soundmug. 1. A woman with a with a beautiful body and an ugly face.
2. A woman who is beautiful from the neck down and while having an ugly face.
Brown bagger, Brown Bag Special, Shipwreck,or Butterface, Butter-head
2. A woman who is beautiful from the neck down and while having an ugly face.
Brown bagger, Brown Bag Special, Shipwreck,or Butterface, Butter-head
One nightI was dancing with this chick at the club that I thought was finer than the print on a contract, but when the lights came on I saw she had a dream boat body, and a shipwreck face.
by Steve_from_Tally September 22, 2007
Get the Dream Boat Body, and a Shipwreck Facemug. The act of sleeping on an air mattress with a slow leak so in the morning you are sleeping on the flat middle of the mattress while the sides are still somewhat inflated around you.
There is nothing worse than a hangover unless you wake up with a hangover after a night of shipwrecking.
by peachweasel July 18, 2014
Get the shipwreckingmug.