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shipwrecked feeling

I had that shipwrecked feeling, hands on the mast and semen (seamen) all around me
by dagandjandal November 21, 2009
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Egyption Shipwreck

when a guy shaves off his pubes on a girls stomach than proceeds to cum on the hair
do the Egyption Shipwreck to me baby
by Dan Froliech December 23, 2008
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shipwreck in shallow water

Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately
"Dude, I just took a massive shit. It was like a shipwreck in shallow water!"
by RCCG May 22, 2008
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Shipwreck in booger bay

My son had a shipwreck in booger bay, so I wiped his nose with a tissue.
by Run EMC January 14, 2009
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Shipwreck surround sound

Surround sound made from scavenged parts of other stereos/soundsystems with a jimmy-rigged base unit

Usually not functional as actual surround sound but loud as hell and subject to spasms in connections resulting in horrible loud sounds
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Example:
Pirate - Hey you coming over to watch the Matrix this weekend?

Mark - No way man, last time your shipwreck surround sound made spasticated tuba sounds all night and we had to keep stopping the film to adjust the cables. And you don't understand the Matrix like I do, no one does
by JanitorJo July 7, 2011
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Dream Boat Body, and a Shipwreck Face

1. A woman with a with a beautiful body and an ugly face.

2. A woman who is beautiful from the neck down and while having an ugly face.

Brown bagger, Brown Bag Special, Shipwreck,or Butterface, Butter-head
One nightI was dancing with this chick at the club that I thought was finer than the print on a contract, but when the lights came on I saw she had a dream boat body, and a shipwreck face.
by Steve_from_Tally September 22, 2007
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shipwreck

A broken heart.

Causes sadness and nobody knows why. I think it's booty. Pirate treasure. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
This shipwreck! I tell you, ever since Charlene did wrong by me, I've been dashed on the rocks. Can't get no love, not even from a pirate girl.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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