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Shimul

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Damn Shimul..... whoa!!
by no34 December 7, 2019
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Shaking them haters off. In other words it means to brush off negative energy of statements made about you.
Brandon hates on me all day. Man I gotta get all this dirt of my shoulder.
by Nikky March 1, 2004
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shoulder kink

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A type of sexual attraction towards a man or woman's shoulders. One with a shoulder kink likes broad shoulders and is turned on by someone with said shoulders.
1: Man, did you see Tom yesterday?
2: Yeah, his shoulders arw hot.
1: Do you have a shoulder kink?
2: Maybe.
by KenjiMatsu October 29, 2017
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Shoulder Padding

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When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.
I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.
by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011
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should of

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What idiots say instead of should have. It makes most people want to stab the offender to death.
"I should have not said "should of", becuase after I did I got a screwdriver to the face."
by Uller July 4, 2005
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Hello! You're most likely procrastinating right now. I can imagine that big pile of homework sitting next to you that is all due tomorrow. I would tell you to stop browsing urban dictionary but I know you won't listen. Good luck, you'll need a lot of it.

P.S. Faking sick can sometimes be a good excuse and can give you an extra day to complete that homework that I know you probably wont do today.
by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019
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