Shiatus

a period of time spent sitting on the toilet texting, after you've finished your dump.

Go away! I'm enjoying my shiatus

by Flash!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 1, 2010

Shatisfied

1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.

2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.

Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?

MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!

by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011

Shitification

The act of tricking consumers into believing a product or service is better or bigger, when in fact, size or quality (or both) have been reduced, and packaging updated in a series of one or more passes in an effort to increase profit without adding value.

Man, shitification struck again at the store! These new "BIG" rolls of toilet paper are the same size as the regular ones I bought last week, but more expensive.

by sjg428 March 9, 2017

shatican

The new name of the home of the Pope after Joe Biden shat his pants during his visit there.

I was going to go to mass in Rome, but I couldn’t stand the smell in the Shatican long enough.

by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021

T-Shirting

T-Shirt as a verb. To t-shirt something is to like it so much that you would want to wear it on the front of a custom t-shirt. This can be an item, photo/image, or phrase/quote.

James: Did you hear about that politician from Chicago?

Amy: Yeah, I bet they'll t-shirt that guy someday.

OR:

He liked his cats so much that he'll be t-shirting their pictures tonight.

by M. Fox October 19, 2009

Shifting

Shifting is moving your consciousness to another reality.

It has been a part of religions for thousands of years and just because it's on tiktok does not.mean it is a trend

I am shifting to another reality

by Shifting June 13, 2021

Reality shifting

Reality shifting is traveling to realities in the universe. We shifters believe in the multi-verse, meaning that there are infinite universes. Like a reality where you’re famous, or even when you’re in Hogwarts. You can shift literally anywhere, Shifting is %100 percent safe. It is not against any religion, and you can never get stuck!

Person A: “I’m reality shifting to a K-POP group, and you?”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”

by that reality shifter November 16, 2021