Referring your Best Friend of your lifetime.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 07, 2015
It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
"Have you ever heard of The Bomb Shelter?"
"Are you kidding? I go there every day! They have such talented musicians... and monkeys!"
"Are you kidding? I go there every day! They have such talented musicians... and monkeys!"
by Benedict Madrigal December 15, 2007
by Unkn0wnGam3r March 10, 2018
Person1 - Mang my hoe was too scared to touch my dick last night. So I told that bitch she could get off with just a sheltered yogurt for tonight. y-yeah
or
Person1 - Man my g/f gave me a sheltered yogurt last night and when it came time I didnt know what to do so i just exploded in my pants!
or
Person1 - Man my g/f gave me a sheltered yogurt last night and when it came time I didnt know what to do so i just exploded in my pants!
by Angel Tears March 31, 2007
A nice place to be during a hangover. Generally characterized as having blankets hung over windows as curtains, dark-colored and/or eggcartoned walls, cool temperature, futons, couches, ceiling fans and several other low-key features that would otherwise go unloved.
Friend: (on phone) Hey, man! Wanna have breakfast at <bar name> with meh?
You: Nah, I'm all cozy in my hangover shelter...
You: Nah, I'm all cozy in my hangover shelter...
by probablynot November 27, 2010
When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!
So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?
by Rainy Day Women February 02, 2018