sealander

A stick used to write or draw in the sand.

The young boy drew a picture in the sand using his sealander.

by zantern July 2, 2005

Shetland Pony

The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony

Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed

by Davollin December 17, 2008

Smellange

The aromatic fug that fills a room from a combination of people's farts.

A cocktail of anal wind- the term usually referring to a long period of guffing in a warm room with poor to no ventilation. Expect earthy notes, a heavy palette and a lingering finish.

For a smellange of three parties, the correct phrase is 'sméllange à trios'.

Son, I know you and your friends enjoy a long session of vidya gaems in the basement, but I have to install a window to dissipate the smellange. I also have to burn your sofa and disinfect your clothes.

by Ramshackl April 20, 2014

selander

They have a lot of money and make it rain of their kids. They like to eat children preferably under 5 years old.

Damn have you seen that Selander.
dude, you are such a Selander

by Eatpeasandgetgirls September 7, 2020

shetland sheepdog

A breed of dog similar to collies, but smaller.

Shetland sheepdogs look like small collies.

by awmm April 5, 2015

smellanie

-totall bf
-rad rader
-less of a slut then you would think
-real keeper
-dope iller
-80s fan

that rad babe is like a totall smellanie

by jay rogge February 3, 2004

shetland pony cock

A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.

Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"

I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.

by JLSK March 7, 2012