Shelfie 

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit.

Oh my god! That is a great shelfie, did you redecorate your bathroom?

Shelfie by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014

Shellied 

When you walk in on someone that’s in the toilet, typically because they forgot to lock the door.

I just shellied Dave on the toilet! He wasn’t happy with me.

I’m going to make sure I lock the door before I go to the toilet, I don’t want to get shellied...

Shellied by PPN+ December 4, 2018

shelbie and ethan 

Shelbie and Ethan the cutest couple in the world, shelbie with her rocking ass,long brown hair ,Ethan with his amazing smile , long brown hair.

Guy 1 "Damn is that Shelbie and Ethan?"
Guy 2 "Yeah I think it is look at that rocking ass"

shelbie and ethan by Ree69420 February 6, 2019

shelikesyuri 

very hot, will make you, float has the best music taste, will never give up on you.

Wow! She resembles shelikesyuri!

shelikesyuri by blissfulflowers March 22, 2021

Shellied 

When moving a hot tub and it accidently lands on someone, but on the side of the shell so they are not crushed, but stuck in the area where people sit in the tub. They are stuck in the shell with not way out unless they have level 10 turbo power.

Vin: Yo dude, did you hear that Vishnu got shellied last week during a move in Lombard?
Nikhil: Yeah, he couldnt even get himself out. What a fucking pussy

Shellied by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022

what do selkies do for fun

Like when they are in a seal form do they play with other selkies or do they like to play at the bottom of the ocean selkies are creatures and when they turn into their human form they like to dance and sing on the beach but they have to be careful to hide from humans

What do selkies do for fun

what do selkies do for fun by Ivymerselkielover January 17, 2014

Shelfie 

A shelfie is a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held smartphone and then uploaded to a social networking website, by Scottish actor Sean Connery.

"Micheline, check out thish shplendid shelfie I jusht took... damn that'sh an elegantly arched eyebrow."

Shelfie by Throbbington December 11, 2013