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sheep shagging

Years ago, because the English have small cocks, their wives would go to Wales for some big cock action. But in order to slip put of town they would have to dress up as sheep so the town guards wouldn't recongise them. Then dressed as sheep they would cross the border to Wales for some proper cock action. Hence the term 'sheep shagging'. But because the small cocks English got jealous they called the Welsh sheep shaggers, which is really an insult to themselves.
Engish Tracy: My husband has got such a tiny cock, I can never feel it.
English Sharon: My husbands cock is tiny too, lets go to Wales for some good hard cock.
English Tracy: But the town guard will spot us.
English Shatron: Not if we disguse ourselves as sheep, then those big cock Welshmen can do some 'sheep shagging' on us.
by Eldonko January 1, 2012
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Shogging

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Stop shogging, I need to rinse my face to get the soap out of my eyes!

The other day my wife shogged me and I ended up late for work with conditioner still in my hair.
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As Kids in Toronto in Winter we would sneak up to a stopped car and grab on to the bumper. Then get towed along the icey street till we fell off or the car stopped again. It was great fun and our name for it was Shagging.

I know what it means in Britain, I've been living here the past 10 years!
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National Shagging Day

On Wednesday April 12th every man and boy is ordered to find a woman and shag her, unprotected or protected. itd your choice, dont get herpes tho.
suh dud, its almost national shagging day.
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by iShagWomenDaily April 11, 2017
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