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Shance by Glassez March 16, 2022
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Sèanced 

When you talk to someone you got ghosted by just to clear things up, or get closure.
I ghosted her until I needed needed her Netflix password, so I sèanced her.
Sèanced by Bdoogs July 24, 2022
What you say in that awkward moment where you want to make a cancer joke, but the person you're talking to either has cancer, or is gonna get offended by the mention of it, but instead of pulling out of it, you say "shancer" instead to throw them off. Shancer, of course, meaning penile cancer, but no one really knows that.
Guy 1: "bro this lobby is actually trash, you're actually such a ca-... shancerous player"
Guy 2: "bro my mom had breast cancer you cant say that"
Guy 1: "who said anything about cancer? dick."
shancer by gigaballs67 January 26, 2024
When a person who has been "ghosted" continues to try and reach out to the one who "ghosted" him/her with past recollections and/or photos and correspondences with the explicit hope of a reconnecting. Instant Messaging and other messaging services are now the "medium".
She says that I "ghosted" her, though I just ceased any and all communications, before "ghosting" was even a common expression. She continues, every few months, to send off texts that include photos and reminiscences, hoping that we can reconnect. I should be "dead" to her, yet I feel that I am being "seanced" every now and then.
Seanced by drinkingsquirrel July 31, 2025

Poop Séance

When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.
Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!
Poop Séance by donkeyturd April 12, 2024

soda seance 

A seance that includes over 12 cans of soda pop to be consumed at around 2-3 AM. This act can happen without you knowing and until the next day when you wake up from your slumber, you will spot over 12-24 cans of soda that are all empty or half-full.
Forunt: Who the fuck drank all of my Dr. Pepper, did you have a Soda Seance again Adrian?
Adrian: i don't know.
Forunt: how can you say you don't know when i see like 18 cans of dr. pepper right next to your bed frame you fucking retard.
Adrian: oh.
Forunt: anyways get off the bed i gotta go choke the chicken to goatse.cx

Adrian: what the fuck ಠ_ಠ
soda seance by ButterScott January 18, 2025