shrumpa

when you pet people in inappropriate places

Baby Doy likes to shrumpa all over his mama.

by saddiedabomb March 10, 2011

Shlump

To be tired or asleep

I’m bouta be shlump.

by Jay B3an September 9, 2020

Shumper

A shirt and a jumper combined in one garment worn mainly on men

If you are hot take off your jumper - I can't it's a shumper

by Veggienomore December 21, 2009

Shrumpy

People of a diminutive stature with a sour disposition i.e. Short AND Grumpy

That shrumpy person at table 6 just sent her food back for the 3rd time.

by BadHobbit June 15, 2013

shlumpy

Feeling lethargic and ill groomed. One tends to feel quite "slumpy" when hungover.
A feeling of apathy generally accompanies slumpiness.

"I can't be bothered going out tonight, i feel so shlumpy !"

by Rocket01 September 19, 2008

Shump/Dower

Taking a BEASTLY dump before taking a BEASTLY shower!!! Like a BOSS!!!

Solly is a BOSS so he went to take a beastly shump/dower!!

by MikeHawk69 September 9, 2012

Shumpadump

gross, disgusting, grody

Omg did you see what Milly's wearing today?
Yes! Uck, it's soo shumpadump!

by MellowYellow341 January 17, 2015