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get that dirt off your shoulder

Shaking them haters off. In other words it means to brush off negative energy of statements made about you.
Brandon hates on me all day. Man I gotta get all this dirt of my shoulder.
by Nikky March 1, 2004
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shoulder kink

A type of sexual attraction towards a man or woman's shoulders. One with a shoulder kink likes broad shoulders and is turned on by someone with said shoulders.
1: Man, did you see Tom yesterday?
2: Yeah, his shoulders arw hot.
1: Do you have a shoulder kink?
2: Maybe.
by KenjiMatsu October 29, 2017
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Shoulder Padding

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.
I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.
by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011
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should of

What idiots say instead of should have. It makes most people want to stab the offender to death.
"I should have not said "should of", becuase after I did I got a screwdriver to the face."
by Uller July 4, 2005
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I should be doing homework

Hello! You're most likely procrastinating right now. I can imagine that big pile of homework sitting next to you that is all due tomorrow. I would tell you to stop browsing urban dictionary but I know you won't listen. Good luck, you'll need a lot of it.

P.S. Faking sick can sometimes be a good excuse and can give you an extra day to complete that homework that I know you probably wont do today.
by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019
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Shoulder Joke

When someone places an object on someone's shoulder without that person knowing in an attempt to make that person look ridiculously foolish.

The objects used can vary - popular objects are erasers, plastic utensils, chips, noodles, and paper napkins.
I hate that guy so much; I want to run my truck over him. I want to gouge his eyes out". "Dude relax, just shoulder joke him - he'll never recover from that
by OriginalPrankster99 May 30, 2010
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