Shaterbating

taking a shit a masterbating at the same time.

Are you really shaterbating in there?

by mustang3592 March 20, 2011

shameturbate

When you masturbate during periods of shame and self loathing.

I can't believe I ate so many big macs on my date last night. She was so turned off, I just had to go home and shameturbate.

by Funk Master J Riff July 31, 2016

Saturated spam

A nasty way to say we got beef

Yo bro we got saturated spam

by Summa44 April 22, 2019

Saturated spam

A nasty way to say we got beef

Yo bro we got saturated spam

by Summa44 April 22, 2019

Saturated Anabolic Osmosis

Sleeping with men who are physically larger than you and stealing their test.

Person 1: Bruh, how you lifting so much today? Person 2: Saturated Anabolic Osmosis Person 1: What is that? Person 2: Getting railed in the ass by larger men and stealing their test.

by black2pac March 26, 2021

staturbated

To become sexually aroused by one score in a video game/sport/etc.

I just staturbated over that game of league we just had.

by TheDaileyTrain February 4, 2016

shitsurbate

To masturbate while shitting.

She wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so I had to shitsurbate.

by BadEar November 22, 2010