shitfaced

to get drunk off your ass

I got so shitfaced I puked out my left lung

by Greg August 22, 2003

Shitfacebook

Writing and regretting what you write on facebook while drunky.

The hangover intensified after I remembered shitfacebooking last night before I vomited.

by Bfjerky May 9, 2009

Dirty shitface

When you take a shit on the toilet while getting head, then you get up and push the girl's face into the toilet bowl.

Did you hear that Katie got Dirty shitfaced by Tom?

by I am the Nacho man April 13, 2009

shitfaced virginity

The act of throwing up for the first time due to alcohol.

Levi: "What do you mean everything tastes like vodka?"
Gy: "Well I lost my shitfaced virginity last night"

by zsdfzf May 9, 2005

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.

OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!

by random gangsta April 18, 2008

shitfacedness

a) the state of being said, "shit faced"

"I want to spend a night of shitfacedness with you."

by Good Morning Sunshine April 30, 2008

shamefaced

adj. 1. post fellatio, of the fellator: the result of any amount of sperm and/or disharge being visible on one's physiognomy

Sally sat there shamefaced

by monkface twiddletwat April 29, 2004