German Pencil Sharpener

The act of cutting a whole into a living or nonliving human being's head and fornicating with the wound

That German Pencil Sharpener made my shlong extra sharp!

by slicky brown nipples March 21, 2009

Alabama Pencil Sharpener

When you or your bitch sticks a toe in your dick hole

hey avery how was your date last night?
good I gave gabe an alabama pencil sharpener and he nutted.

by getmynuts77 May 9, 2019

Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.

She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

by revvinkevin July 28, 2016

blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

rhode island pencil sharpener

When a woman lifts her legs up in the air showing her flesh hole to you like a slice of warm pecan pie. You than proceed to hoist your self above her and penetrate the flesh hole while slowly twisting your cock and body 360 degrees, repeatedly, to simulate the sharpening of a pencil.

Man, I really do love Amy, especially when she whips out her hot pie and I greet her with a Rhode Island Pencil Sharpener.

by CuntStuffer69 September 10, 2016

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

by itchycat123 May 6, 2018