Sharpener

An alcoholic beverage used to enhance creativity and productivity

“Fancy a sharpener at lunchtime?”

by Spalding July 9, 2019

gone pear-shaped

British slang for events taking an unexpected turn for the worse.

(See also "Pete Tong")

"I was hoping this would be a great party but it's all gone pear-shaped now the police have turned up..."

by Amy June 28, 2004

Y-Shaped Coffin

To bury in a Y-shaped coffin. British pejorative term for a lady of questionable virtue. Originates from the idea that the subject is such a down-and-out slut that her legs part so much that they'd be stuck like that if she was to die.

"Bloody Hell, Alex, don't you reckon Bernadette would be buried in a Y-shaped coffin?

by KHD August 28, 2003

L-shaped blanket

One of the many movie sex scene clichés when the two actors are under the sheets while the man's chest is exposed and the womans breasts are unexposed, forming a rotated "L".

Oh damn those stupid L-shaped blankets. I get all horny and can't even see the chick's damn tits. I'm turning this shit off and slipping in a porno.

by Damien Dante June 29, 2009

Sharedbrain Syndrome

A brilliant idea that you come up with that you later find out that someone else has already thought of.

Coined by 710 KIRO AM radio host Luke Burbank on the show "Too Beautiful To Live."

1.Coming up with a word or phrase that you think is really funny and original such as dudety. To describe male nudity in a film. Then finding out later that you just have Sharedbrain Syndrome.

2.I had this great idea the other day but i guess it was just sharedbrain syndrome.

by Fritztheten December 9, 2008

Cock Shaped Mouth

Any individual, generally female, whose mouth is shaped and designed primairly for the insertion of male genitals. The shape, size, and controlled contortions of said aperture can all lend themselves to its defining as a 'cock shaped mouth'.

"She's got a stupid cock shaped mouth on her...... I could see how it would be appealing when drunk"

"That cum dumpster has a serious cock shaped mouth"

by Twanker94 May 18, 2012

pear shaped body

A body type typically meaning that your bust (boobies) are smaller than your hips, thighs, and bottom. One of the more common body types and most attractive.

Damn look at Sara walk! Shaking that pear shaped body! What i would do to hit it!

by The_Smartest4560 May 28, 2017