Shandi Finnessey

A beautiful woman you will find on the GSN game show Lingo with Chuck Woolery. Shandi is one of the most gorgeous women I've ever saw. Also she was crowned Miss USA 2004 (I believe). I would love to meet her someday.

Shandi Finnessey is smokin' hot

by trav is the man July 06, 2008

handy shandy

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits

How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut

by Dr.Rape March 03, 2009

hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

by Anonymous January 08, 2003

Boner shandy

A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.

I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie

by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019

Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

hand shandy

a wank

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

by Leeny Burghers April 04, 2003

dutch shandy

Well known New Zealand term for a cocktail comprising of 50% wine (usually Pinot) and 50% beer usually lager.

"Hi Mr, can I have a Dutch Shandy? " "sure, the classic Pinot?" "Wonderful."

by Wooden leg December 31, 2015