Shannon Lunch

When you take an extra long time during your lunch break.

Joe: Wheres Bob, he was supposed to be back 15 minutes ago?
Lisa: Oh he must be taking a shannon lunch again

by Accountant September 27, 2007

Dirty Shannon

When that chick got them good titties. Them motorboat, titty fucking titties. Like I want to be smothered to death in those titties!!!!

She let me dirty Shannon her last night, so good could not breathe.

by Whodatdatme June 13, 2019

Shannon Coin

A very slutty, fake, and unattractive women with no friends that constantly tries to hang out with her boyfriend for atleast 12 hours a day for atleast 5 days out of a week. She will try to alienate her boyfriend from her friends and family and is obnoxious to those people. She also agrees with every single thing he says no matter how stupid and wrong and will have no regrets about it. She is also a cheap person that will usually own one jacket and buy all of her clothes from shoppers world and/or walmart.

Jack: Yo bree you and Steve wanna chill tonight

Jeff: Nah I can't, steve's with that Shannon Coin and shes not going home till like 11:30

Jack: Hasn't she been over their since like 9 in the morning

Jeff: Yep, usual saturday

by J Dubbs69 December 30, 2011

Shannon

Shannon: A goddess of beauty and love descented from the heavens. Was created by the gods to make all things on earth happier. She is known for her amazingness, beauty, sex appeal, her stunning smile and bedroom eyes. Is a great friend, lover and will make any man proud to have on his arm and to call her his wife. Loves her family and friends. Has charm, confidence,grace and is very flirtacious. turns all heads when she enters a room. Men want her and women idolize her. She is a rockstar in bed, there is nothing she won't do or try......She will leave you begging for more.If you ever get to know a Shannon consider yourself lucky she will be by your side at all times and love you with all her heart and soul weather it be your her friend,lover or soulmate. She is truely unique and wonderful to know!!! She puts her heart and soul into everything she does. Very artistic, hard working, caring, adventurous, hilarious, glamous. Make a house feel like home. She is sometimes shy or quite, sometimes closes up like a delicate flower if one should hurt her. But why would anyone want to hurt her?

Shannon is comparable to Aphrodite the Goddess of love & beauty.

by MagicJ February 3, 2010

shannonmacked

When you have been trying to help someone understand an issue in your community but they then turn it into a punishment because they are confused and do not understand.

Wow! I was ShannonMacked again for mentioning that IMVU has a malfunction.

by Notorious Chicka May 26, 2017

Shannon

The coolest person in the world.

Dude, that Shannon girl is so cool.

by so562483 January 13, 2008

Shannon

Shannon is an amazing girl. She does get bullied though but she sticks up for herself. She has great friends. She has blue eyes and usually blonde hair. She has a great personality and is funny, smart and pretty. If you meet a Shannon you'd be stupid to let her go. Shannon usually plays the keyboard and/or the guitar. Sadly Shannon is single, not for long though, there's always that one boy who likes her but is too shy to say anything. She usually has a dirty mind but that just makes you love her more!

guy 1: Woah, she's so special.
guy 2: She's obviously a Shannon!

by SLJames June 12, 2013