Skip to main content

Shark Attack

The act of recieving oral sex, and unexpectedly recieving teeth in the process
(Jessica) What's on your junk Kobe?

(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack
by CARBURNETMMINGSATON October 17, 2009
mugGet the Shark Attack mug.

Jack jack sack attack

Jack jack sack attack

Jack jack sack attack
Jack jack sack attack

Jack jack sack attack

Jack jack sack attack
Angus:Hey Athur guess what

Athur:what
Angus:jack jack sack attack

Athur: shut up bean
by Angishangi January 14, 2020
mugGet the Jack jack sack attack mug.

Shark Attack

When a man and a woman are spooning in bed and the woman gets poked by an unsuspecting boner.
Girl: I've been trying to sleep all night but I keep getting shark attacked.
Guy: :-)
by Clickitorurbandicit July 9, 2010
mugGet the Shark Attack mug.

Smack Attack

When the urge to smack someone, particularly in a bar or social setting, becomes overwhelming to the point of having to control it.
Variation: Snack Attack: late night drunken snacking. Unlike Smack Attack, Snack Attack is commonly uncontrollable.
I'm surprised I didn't get kicked out of the bar last night for almost smacking that guy in the mouth. The Smack Attack was in full force!
by Rockalita January 13, 2009
mugGet the Smack Attack mug.

Shark Attack

A Facebook game where an attacker sends at least a full line of emoticon sharks (^^^) through Facebook chat to a victim. Then the attacker quickly goes offline before the victim can respond.

The only counter to a shark attack is for the victim to write "NOSE PUNCH" before the attacker gets offline.

Any typos result in a direct disqualification.
Aw fuck, I just got Shark Attacked!
by FrodoLives28 October 26, 2010
mugGet the Shark Attack mug.

Shark Attack

When you have aggressive sex with your lady friend in a pool of water, preferably an ocean, while she is on her period leading to a scene reminiscent of a shark attack!
My girlfriend forgot to tell me she was on her period when I was banging her in the pool and it looked like a Shark Attack scene from Jaws!
by Ricky Chinchilla April 27, 2011
mugGet the Shark Attack mug.

shark attack

eating pussy while the girl is on her period
I think Brad it a cannibal, I just started my period, but he gave me the best shark attack ever!
by Jaron_1 December 6, 2006
mugGet the shark attack mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email