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An attempt for ignorant women to complain that they aren't treated equal, when they are.
Can women vote? yes
Then why do they still think they aren't treated equal?
by Damaddar August 9, 2004
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Sexsomnia

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Sexsomnia aka Sleep Sex is a parasomnia (sleep disorder) that causes a person to engage in sexual relations while asleep with no memory of the event.
Sexsomniac: I woke this morning feeling tired and found used condoms in my house. How is this possible, I do not recall having sex and I was alone last night when I went to sleep?

Doctor: Sounds like you may have Sexsomnia. Let's get you into a sleep clinic for further review.

Type sexsomniacs journey for more information about Sexsomnia.
by Sexsomniacs November 16, 2012
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sexspenders

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Black suspenders worn by Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame. Named sexspenders because when he wears them, he oozes sex.
Rob no longer wears the sexspenders because Kellan Lutz borrowed them and stretched them out at a convention.
by MPWastingMorn September 30, 2009
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sexism

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Men have to live by the rules women invent, but women don't.
Sexism: When a man leaves a woman after 25 years, that's "abandonment', but when a woman leaves a man after one, that's "moving on with her life"; when a man has a fantasy involving two women, that's "perverted", but when a woman has a fantasy involving a man and a horse, that's "romantic".
by harvey-rrit January 23, 2011
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sexism

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funny when one is joking, otherwise a horrible thing
.what do you do when your dishwasher stops working? slap her

why dont woman need a drivers licence? theres no road tween the kitchen and the bedroom

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? nothin you aint said twice

why hasnt there been a woman president? theres already maids and cooks in the whitehouse
by emmanem April 1, 2005
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sexysome

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Something that is sexy and awesome.
He is so sexysome!
by KittyKatKatee September 1, 2013
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Sexspensive

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When something is so exspensive the only way you could possibly get it is by sleeping with the owner.
FRIEND 1: "I love that necklace".
FRIEND 2: "Ooh, that's sexspensive".
by TheRing August 15, 2008
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