spumptious

spumptious (spump shus) ADJECTIVE. To be sexy and delicious. From “scrumptious” and “pump.”

Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.

Ron- She's a great fuck, too.

Randy- How would you know?

Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.

Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?

Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.

Randy- Think she'd go out with me?

Ron- Not a chance.

Randy- Why?

Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.

Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

Scrumptious

It is used when saying something is good like lit or Gucci.

Have a scrumptious day.

by Scrumptious. March 20, 2019

Yum Yum Yum Scrum Scrum Scrumptious

A word to use when something is too convenient or good.

I slept very yum yum yum scrum scrum scrumptious last night

by KoufaxIsNotASIMP.com April 30, 2020

scrumptious diddly doo

what the wine cone is.

the wine cone is scrumptious diddly doo

by beeeekahhrr September 13, 2006

sexylumptious

Turtle brownies with caramel Hersheys kisses in it.

I'm making some sexylumptious for your birthday.

by Bice602 September 7, 2011

Strumptious

Strumptious
Disgustingly rich and powerful usually racist white supremacist xenophobic person thinking everything needs to be made great again because in his opinion everything sucks and should be more like him.

Often also generally but imprecisely colloquially referred to as "Trump supporters"

A:Check it out! The *bip* family at large. They are so strumptious.

by The Godless reprobate January 20, 2017

Scrumptious

It's an adorable adjective that means "delicious". I love using it because it gives me character

"It was a truly scrumptious cake"

by Talkinginworldlanguage June 12, 2018