Sexiled
Sexiled by Davidson intelligent ones October 31, 2004
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Double Sexile
The act of being sexiled from the place where one was going to sleep after already being sexiled. It is rumored that this freak accident has only happened 13 times in history.
6PM
Alex: Hey Greg, can I stay in your room tonight? Mike is sexiling me because his girlfriend is in town for the weekend.
Greg: Yeah sure, just pull your mattress in there.
1AM:
Greg: Dude, ... I'm sorry, this girl is coming over. She really wants it bad.
Alex: Fuck ... Are you really going to Double Sexile Me?
Greg looks at new text and leaves the room.
3:45AM
Alex finally gets to go to sleep
Alex: Hey Greg, can I stay in your room tonight? Mike is sexiling me because his girlfriend is in town for the weekend.
Greg: Yeah sure, just pull your mattress in there.
1AM:
Greg: Dude, ... I'm sorry, this girl is coming over. She really wants it bad.
Alex: Fuck ... Are you really going to Double Sexile Me?
Greg looks at new text and leaves the room.
3:45AM
Alex finally gets to go to sleep
Double Sexile by King of Wake October 11, 2009
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Sexile
The act of your roommate telling you to get out so they can bang, or masturbate. Or both. Basically making you leave so they can be sexually pleased.
Sexile by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014
sexpire
Oh shit i wanted to have sex in the morning but shes like nooo nigguh only sex when theres not daylight. Fuckin sexpires.
sexile
when you really piss off your wife/girlfriend/girl you bang and they wont fuck yours brains out anymore. this only happens when you really mess up. but dont worry. they will be back if you gave it to em good.
husband comes home from work and forgets its his wifes birthday. he didnt get her shit and its midnight and shes waiting up on the couch and is furious. because you didnt even get her flowers? YOU DICK. anyways.... you dont get some poonana for a week because you are a retarded male and fucked up. sooo you just earned a week of sexile. CONGRATS!
sexile by forrest forbes June 18, 2011
sexile
"dude, my roommate totally sexiled me.."
"what no way!?"
"yeah, there's a sock on the door, she's got a boy in the room, i'm not goin in there"
"what no way!?"
"yeah, there's a sock on the door, she's got a boy in the room, i'm not goin in there"
sexile by charmanderKILLSblastoise November 7, 2009
sexile
A previously sexually active person not being allowed sex for some reason. Can also be self-imposed.
Example 1-
Man to his friend: "Ever since I pissed my girlfriend off, she won't let me touch her. I've been in sexile for a week!"
Example 2-
Ever since Evelyn broke up with her psychotic ex-boyfriend, she's been in a self-imposed sexile. She figures if sex got her into the mess, having no sex will keep her away from any new messes.
Man to his friend: "Ever since I pissed my girlfriend off, she won't let me touch her. I've been in sexile for a week!"
Example 2-
Ever since Evelyn broke up with her psychotic ex-boyfriend, she's been in a self-imposed sexile. She figures if sex got her into the mess, having no sex will keep her away from any new messes.