30 Seconds of Madness. 

A catchphrase preached almost religiously by a fucking bald knobjockey infront of a undeserving school audience.

"Okay guys. Premature ejacluation. 30 Seconds of Madness. (or pleasure) is all it takes. Just like when I'm in bed with my poor wife."

30 Seconds of Madness. by 30secondsoflove August 19, 2007

5 Seconds Of Summer

A quartet of horny Australian young people whose song topics range from MILFs, to mastrubation, to consensual sex. Members include Luke "Hair Game Strong" Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Michael "Level 9000" Clifford (vocals/guitar), Calum "The Funk" Hood (vocals/bass), and Ashton "Beatz Master" Irwin (vocals/drums).

P1: Have you heard about 5 es oh es?1??? I love them
P2: pls step away from me m'am
P1: you know, 5 Seconds of Summer, but the real fans call them 5 es oh es ;))))
P2: pls no pls you don't like them pls ur fake pls

5 Seconds Of Summer by pugbugpug August 16, 2014

30 Seconds to Mars 

An amazing band headed by Jared Leto, the coolest evAr. They rock out of the universe with their glyphics. Welcome to the Universe.

Jared Leto sings for the band 30 Seconds to Mars, and they are greatzor.

30 Seconds to Mars by Sam Nizzle January 31, 2004

seconds 

The amount of time it takes for you to ejaculate.

He blew up in seconds.

seconds by bob July 30, 2003

5 seconds of awesome! 

The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.

Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!

Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?

5 seconds of awesome! by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010

About 5 seconds 

The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse

Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!

Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!

Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long

About 5 seconds by cockingaround:) April 22, 2023

53 Seconds 

When someone posts something on the internet just prior to you posting the exact same thing on the same message board.

It may result in having to edit your response so you don't look like you are repeating the same information just late to the party.

Person A: My team's best player was just suspended.

Person B: 53 seconds. I was just going to post that.

53 Seconds by SvenFuzzy December 3, 2010