Uncle Scrote

The alpha male of the scrote class. All the qualities of a regular scrote magnified by other qualities such as, urinating on friends furniture, getting in fights with scrotes of the lower class, sleeping in a car for hours on end, stealing alcohol from their place of work, and being intoxicated at times of inconvenience.

Brendon is no average scrote, hes Uncle Scrote.

by The real Uncle Scrote October 18, 2011

scrotege

n. a person who hangs around dicks in hopes of becoming of a dick

Q: Who's the guy with that asshole Tommy?
A: Oh, that Bill-his new scrotege.

by fascinatingnewthing February 19, 2009

scrote

-noun- Literally short for scrotum. When a person, usually a male, is so useless and insignificant that they do not deserve the tiny effort it takes to spit out a second offensive syllable; less than a scrotum.

"just say no to crack" was all I could think of as I watched that snivelling scrote crawl the room on his hands and knees looking for a rock....

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

serrote

When having a bowel movement, any turd longer than a spanned hand, thumb to pinky.

I never should of ate so much popcorn. I blew a serrote that wrapped around the bowl and plugged the toilette.

by chorizoman November 30, 2004

Scrote Johnson

Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.

"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."

"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."

by ntb320 April 18, 2008

Scrote Neck

n. a person that is not good enough to be a dick head, but better than an asshole.

n. a friend who you haven't seen in a while.

adj. a person that you respect, and hate all at the same time.

v. a hello

ex.Is that Jr on the phone, tell that scrote neck I said hey.

ex.Man that scrote neck just wooped my ass in pool!

by SStraley March 1, 2009

serokedo

a shit stain that is very hard to clean, usually on a bed.

Mom can you please clean this serokedo on my bed

by Pro Trader January 5, 2021