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Serenade

A sexual sounding word that means to entertain someone, with a piece of music, typically by a man under the window of his lover or some shit. Why does it sound so sexual??? Hell if I know.
Person A: Stacy is so cute. I bought a guitar so I could serenade her.

Person B: Isn't it a little too early for something so intimate?

Person A: fuck you, Jerry.
by Poker CC January 10, 2020
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Spreader

Means that you would spread your legs (allow someone to have intercourse with you) in exchange for something.
Danielle: I would sooo spread my legs for some cider
Emma: Don't be such a spreader!
by Tappey May 17, 2010
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Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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Chocolate Spreader

Someone who stirs shit
Felicia your such a fucking chocolate spreader.
by Anony:) March 22, 2020
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Intentional STD Spreader

An Intentional STD Spreader (ISS) spreads STD's on purpose.
They are the scum of the earth, and deserve to get their brains removed.
"I'm Kevin Ballbags an Intentional STD Spreader,

I spread my STD's across the lands,
new partner each time, I always make them pregnant
I will not wear a condom,
My purpose in life is to ruin life and spread."
by NohaMorphis May 27, 2014
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jetter spreader

a young girl, usually high school or college age, who will readily sleep with a jetter. very derogatory.
by navyed06 June 18, 2007
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Super Spreader Bowl

The 2021 NFL championship game in Tampa, Florida. Governor Ron DeSantis has opened everything and called for a full stadium for the 2021 game.
"Hey, are you going to this year's championship?"
"No frickin' way! Might as well call it the Super Spreader Bowl!"

Pam loved football but even when her team got into the championship game, because of the coronavirus pandemic, she decided she'd never go to what promised to be a Super Spreader Bowl.
by Luvrte66 September 26, 2020
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