dirty sergey

after anal sex, the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls chin leaving a Lenin goatee.

"Melania, did you finish the chocolate mousse or is that a dirty sergey?"

by theflatline January 15, 2017

Sergei

Adj- 1. Meaning very hot or attractive to the opposite sex; 2. Hot, Steamy, sexy

He was so Sergei

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Secret Sergeant

Like Secret Santa in that one person delivers something to another, and the recipient was unaware that it was heading their way. Except that the delivery is not a Christmas gift, it's an epic bollocking.

1) One of your friends or family will ultimately humiliate you and make you want to die on the spot. Secret Sergeant encompasses the art of working out which one of the fuckers it will be, eg- one of them is secretly waiting to tear you to shreds, Sgt. style, and the rest of them probably know about it.

2) If you're quietly waiting for the best moment to crush your friend's/lover's/sister's or otherwise acquainted or related person's world, and you have discussed it with others, you are the Secret Sergeant. The way you get your kicks is by not being discovered by your intended target, and getting that moment of sweet, sweet satisfaction when the unsuspecting person falls apart before your eyes. A good Secret Sergeant could wipe the smile off a leprechaun's face.

"One of them is going to go all Secret Sergeant about me running off to vegas and getting married....I need to know which one it is"

"He cried his eyes out. He didn't even see it coming, and I didn't care for his weak and pathetic tears. I went totally Secret Sergeant on him!"

by MagickDio February 17, 2010

Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School

A school consisting of egotistical, thrasher wearing, penny board riding, ped gang joining, soon to be frat boys, and ass out short wearing, titty showing, nude sending, dick sucking girls. Teachers are dtf you on the low. Your grades don’t matter if you’re on varsity, and it’s ok to fuck in the bathroom, and DO NOT forget about Vape Nation baby we gotta smoke up in the bathroom too. We are the pride and joy because we’re better then everybody else. God bless ‘merica

Betty: The kids at Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School just make me sad. Those children need some Jesus in there life
Linda: Haven’t you heard?
Linda: They’re trying to build another school to make more of them.
Betty: Oh Lord! May god be with them.

by littlekittymeowmeow July 17, 2018

Sergei

Someone who is very proud of their heritage, and someone who is very protective of anyone who they feel deserves it, also has a kind heart and is a good looking person

Man, i wish i was Sergei, i need to be more ,ike him
Man, I wish i was proud of my heritage like Sergei is

by StrongRussian October 28, 2020

Sergeant Of Simps

A boy (usually named Tanner) simps over a girl so hard that he gets kicked out of the boys.

Oh boy... Here comes Tanner “The Sergeant Of Simps”

by Rx.420 February 6, 2020

Sergeant Arch Dornan

He's the meanest bastard that you've ever seen. One time he caught one of the recruits out of his uniform, then he started the loudest ear-blistering rant you've ever heard, it was inspiring.

Sergeant Arch Dornan - "Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!"

by Seargeant Arch Dornan April 8, 2022