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Squina

Something that offends a person or something the definition is Squid Vagina
Guy 1: DAMN! She such a Squina!
Guy 2: Yeah! And she smells like one too
by Squina October 14, 2016
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squint eastwood

when you are so stoned out of your gord that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood spaghetti-western look
A: (laughing) dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. you're squint eastwood!
B: (laughing) no dude, you're squint eastwood!
A: no dude, you're squint eastwood!
ad infinitum...
by squint eastwood August 25, 2008
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squinch

when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out
Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"
by T.Wilson November 16, 2012
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squint scale

Squint-scale is that movement you make with your hands when you're trying to weigh two (probably equally poor) options.

Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.

This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.

Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.
"I should probably spend my day off working on some of these projects, chores, and life responsibilities that haunt me everyday... But... The bar is having 2 for 1 happy hour and I wouldn't want that to go to waste" (enter squint scale)
by BelieveIt_ImHip February 17, 2015
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Séquence

A term used to describe a particular set of actions, executed to perfection, in order to achieve comical relief.
"Oh, Billy might have broken both his arms jumping off the ledge of the building to entertain us, but it sure was a great séquence."
by séquenceInventor October 7, 2019
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Tyler Seguin

An absolute sex god. Clearly the most attractive member of the Bruins. #2 Round Draft Pick
Madison: Did you see Tyler Seguin with the Stanley Cup last night?
Christine: Of course I did! He's the only reason I watch hockey. I'm going to marry him someday.
by jkl0lnaht June 16, 2011
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squinj

An expletive often used on IRC.
Squinj you!
Get the squinj out!
by Bruce28492 February 4, 2008
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