Pepperoni Goggles

When you've had so much to eat your vision gets blurred, kinda like being food drunk

OMG! I just ate so much im gonna pop, I got some wicked pepperoni goggles

by TheHossArmy January 22, 2012

Pepperoni Parise

An alternative to a traditional all male threesome, when only two males are available. The middle participant in the threesome is being anally penetrated while simultaneously inserting his throbbing member into a Chicago style deep dish pepperoni pizza.

On a cold wintery Chicago evening, nothing will warm you up better than a classic Pepperoni Parise.

by sillyphilly November 12, 2015

Sephroni

A word meaning:
Complete and total nerdy fool.
A disappointment.
Funny looking.

Person 1:"Them eyebrows are WACK!"
Person 2:"What a Sephroni!"
Sephroni:"Damn u rite."

by CoolestAuntie420692018Blazeit October 30, 2018

Pepperoni Slide

The act of masturbating while eating a pepperoni pizza, in a bathrobe, and listening to smooth jazz.

Did you hear John playing Frank Sinatra in his bedroom? I think he’s trying the pepperoni slide.

by MufflePig March 4, 2023

satanic pepperoni

A phrase used to describe a womans nipples.

I was with this chick last night and she had a nice rack with the best satanic pepperonis Ive ever seen!!

by Boguerat28 March 14, 2018

Always guard your pepperonis

That one time in regular show the movie when muscle man from the future sexually assaulted his younger self by slapping both of his mantits onto his face right after teaching him the importance of always guarding his pepperonis

Future muscle man: I know something that you don't
Past muscle man: What's that?
Future muscle man: Always guard your pepperonis *aggressively slaps younger muscle man's mantits*
Past muscle man: AEAEAEAEAEAEAEASSDDRSDIHSICLOKALKAJK(that noise muscle man makes)

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

Pittsburgh Pepperoni

Pittsburgh Pepperoni is a fraternity prank frequently played on new pledges that are rushing a fraternity. It's origins is believed to be a popular college in downtown Pittsburgh, although it has recently become a popular prank across the country. To perform a Pittsburgh Pepperoni senior fraternity brothers shit on a tray or plate. Then they slice the shit up into slim slices and place it on top of a pepperoni pizza. The pizza is then served to new pledges after a long night of drinking.

Hondo: Hey you dudes have been drinking all night would you like some pizza?
New Pledge: Sure man that sounds great!
***The next morning***
New Pledge: Man, I have shitty taste in my mouth.
Hondo: Ha ha ha I bet you do, that pizza we served you last night was a Pittsburgh Pepperoni!!
New Pledge: *Barf* man I was wondering what all that brown stuff was that was stuck between my teeth.

by Heatherpleather March 21, 2008