Semicolonic Irrigation

Also known as the working class bidet. The Semicolonic irrigation is when you stand on your hands in the shower and position yourself so the shower head is aimed directly at your anus.

Joe was not classy enough for a bidet, but suffering from extreme swamp-ass he opted to undergo a semicolonic irrigation.

by ChuckChuckRazool July 9, 2012

Semicolon-Zero

Where all the kewl kids on the internet hang out. ;0

wow I just joined #semicolon-zero and those dudes are cool!

by Stiffer December 12, 2003

Semicolon

A person who is kind of an asshole but not completely.

I met with the director of operations today, yeah he's a semicolon but reasonable.

by gurugarzah April 20, 2015

semicolon

The character ";" that you probably never use. It's used to fix comma splicing by separating two independent clauses while still including them in the same sentence. For example:
"I watch My Little Pony, Fluttershy is my favorite character."
can be corrected to
"I watch My Little Pony; Fluttershy is my favorite character."
People also use them in an attempt to sound smart when writing; almost in a condescending way; even if they don't know what they mean; and they never seen to realize how fabricated their writing looks with all the semicolons; and they probably started abusing them after reading classical novels."

English Teacher: "Well done on your 40 billionth argumentative essay, Harold. If I were you, I would put a semicolon there."

Harold: "What the snot is a semicolon?"

by UsefulInfoBeing June 2, 2016

semicolon

that useless punctuation mark that always gets in the way when you try to put a colon 'cause you forgot to hit the shift key.

*groceries; milk, eggs, cantaloupe...*
guy typing list; "oh, shit, that wasnt supposed to be a semicolon."

by zeben October 2, 2006

semicolon

The most pretentious of all punctuation.

Not everyone knows how to use a semicolon correctly; my farts must smell like sweet perfume.

by Estehbahn July 3, 2006

semicolon

The remaining part of a colon (large intestine) after part is removed (usually because of cancers, tumors and cysts).

Well, Grandpa has a semicolon now, so he has to use a colostomy bag.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003