selfie bitch 

girls who take massively fabricated photos of themselves and frequently update them to FB, Twitter or Instagram to arouse men's sexual desire.

Selfie bitches pose severe photo-graphical violence to social networking sites.

selfie bitch by Selfie_perra December 19, 2015

Selfiescope 

A hand-held, self-guided fiberoptic scope designed to allow the user to perform all diagnostics, from head to toe.

I got myself a damn Selfiescope on the internet so all I do is forward the pretty pink pictures of my clean chute to the doc and it’s all done!

Selfiescope by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2019

selfie stance 

That involuntary and somewhat robotic pose one affects involving a slight tilt of the head and whatever facial configuration one wishes to embody to evoke the desired mood when capturing a selfie.

The capacity to take a good selfie stance ultimately becomes second nature and to some extent, unintentionally inane.

selfie stance by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019

Selfie Ravine 

A surreally seductive and beautiful location where many potentially breathtaking selfies have sadly never been sent to anyone due to the fact that the heroic selfie seekers had slid unexpectedly and precipitously to their deaths, tumbling to the savage bottom of this steep and slippery ravine.

It was a truly horrific tragedy, after the Labor Day weekend, we found at least fifteen Summer clothing-clad bodies still clutching their shattered cellphones at the bottom of Selfie Ravine.

Selfie Ravine by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Shitter Selfie 

When someone tries to take a sexy selfie in the bathroom mirror and there is a log of shit visable in the toilet in the background

This chick DM'ed me on instagram cause she thinks I'm cute. I asked her to post a sexy pic and she put up a Shitter Selfie! Fail!

Shitter Selfie by Peenut773 October 17, 2014

Selfieitis 

Having the urge to constantly take a selfie, with any available camera, or phone. You know you have selfieitis when you have more than 10 selfies on your camera or phone, or when you find selfies of your self on your friends phone.

Selfieitis

Selfieitis by Samantha L Labert November 21, 2011

Selkies: The Endless Obsession 

One of the best songs ever created by the best band ever to form.

1. Holy fucking shit dude, i fucking love Selkies: The Endless Obsession, it's my favorite song.

2. -dude i can finally play the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo.
-no you can't that shit's hard
-yeah i know.

3. Paul Waggoner is the best guitarist ever, he wrote the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo, and Dan Briggs is the best bassist ever, he wrote all of Selkies: The Endless Obsession except for the solo!

Selkies: The Endless Obsession by chingchongnigga January 20, 2009