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creature seeking

A superstitious engagement focused on the act of seeking out a very unattractive man/woman to perform coitus upon. It is most commonly used as a method by which to get out of a rut.
Man I've just been striking out with these job interviews so I went creature seeking last weekend, railed out a bridge troll, and landed a job the next day!
by Magic Mike & The Big D February 10, 2021
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Seeking the Heat

An innate technique known by all men, learned still on the cradle. Throught the Blind Roballo's preadators vision, he can seek the heat and then enter into hot places, where he will feel at home for an average time of 15 minutes. Although this practice leads men from all over the world to (irrationally)discover fat chicks "cavities", it is deemed to be one revolucionary step towards sexual freedom.
-"Hey Shoyu, did you banged that fat woman over there?"
-"Sure, I listened to the Blind Roballo's will... he was irrationally seeking the heat"
by Rodrigo Vinicius Dufloth January 12, 2009
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cookie-seeking

The behavior of seeing praise or reward for not being racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. The annoying tendency of allies in struggle to seek attention for themselves, simply for not acting like an asshole.
Stop cookie-seeking, we know you went to the protest.
by NLu November 25, 2014
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attention seeking slut

A.S.S. - Attention seeking sluts.

They will stop at nothing to get others to notice them.

Usually spotted wearing low V-neck shirts, short shorts, cheer shorts, lots of makeup, overdone hair, and usually jewelry.

Can be any age from twelve to sixteen.
Originally made up to describe school cheerleaders in middle and high school.
Person One: That cheerleader is such an attention seeking slut!
Person Two: You mean A.S.S. right?
by DanielleLikesYouPeople October 26, 2010
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Heat Seeking Missile

Dick, cock, prick, pecker
Her tight twat was no match for MOCO's heat seeking missile!
by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
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Vagina seeking missile

A term referring to a mans penis. Mostly used from a mans point of view.
Tonight I'm firing my "Vagina seeking missile" at her!
by AskACapperDOTcom May 3, 2011
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Meat Seeking Pissile

I had such a rage on that it was like a meat seeking pissile
by Captain Footrot February 28, 2013
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