Ass Seasoning

The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.

Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.

Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.

Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

sabonize

The verbalization of a complete off the wall saying that completely silences all other conversation. Usually of a sexual nature.

Person A: "She is so hot, I want to be with her right now".
Person B: "So, you can lube up your jimmy hats and slap her in Da VA-GINNY."
Person A: "......."
Person B: "You were sabonized."

by Matthew Sabins April 30, 2005

seasoning

-to add more details (true or not) to a story or discussion.

he wasn’t even there but he started seasoning the whole thing like he was there on the day of the fight to begin with

by handle no cap May 27, 2020

Seasonaire

A Seasonaire is a person who lives in multiple locations during different "Seasons" of the year. Seasonaire locations are generally East Coast Island communities such as: Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, The Hamptons and Palm Beach.

"He is such a Seasonaire, He'll be in Palm Beach from December till May, then Nantucket till June then spend the rest of the summer in the Hamptons."

by Kingston Belmont August 9, 2009

Seasoning the meatloaf

It's another term for masturbationand it often refers to a man spanking his meat and cumming

Man I love seasoning the meatloaf!

by Hoe_please_19 June 9, 2016

Seasonate

Short for “Season 8” as a reference to the last season of game of thrones, it’s the opposite of character development, it’s used when someone fucks up their years of character development

Can you believe Sarah went back to his toxic boyfriend after all this development she made without him! She did a seasonate

by Shankarshhh September 28, 2019

Seasoning pack

Slang used to describe condoms since they both usually come in square packs

Last night with shawty was crazy I had to pull out the seasoning pack

by Jay breezy makes it easy February 21, 2022